Study says "All Men Watch Porn"

DAMN! Is this really true! DAMN! The researchers should really be studying for
the cure for AIDS or something...

It says that these researchers are looking to investigate differences in men who
watch porno & those who do not, but! They failed! These "cleaver people" found
that, there is no such man alive! Every man watched PORN! WOW WEEE!!

In the words of Professor Simon Louis Lajeunesse of the University of Montreal:

"We started our research seeking men in their 20s who had never consumed
pornography. We couldn’t find any."

Giving up on his original plan, the professor instead opted to interview 20 heterosexual
male students about their experiences with pornography.

The answer was quiet shocking, even to me! The average age they first watched
pornography was 10. DAMN! At freaking 10!



It is said that 90% of their pornography came from the World Wide Web, plus! "single"
men watching an average of 40 minutes of pornography 3 freaking times a week, whilst
men in relationships only viewed 20 minutes 1.7 times a week. Quiet shocking, isn't
those who are "getting some", shouldn't be watching at all!

The "clever" professor asserts that pornography has no negative effect on male
sexuality, based on his sample claiming in interviews that they had nothing to do
with pornography they found offensive nor distasteful.

"Not 1 subject had a pathological sexuality. In fact, all of their sexual
practices were quite conventional."

Well of course! Any supposed scientist drawing conclusions from an unrepresentative
sample of but 20 interviewed face-to-face over an embarrassing topic is probably not
worth taking seriously no matter what his conclusions might be...

So how about the females? Do some study on them as well clever dudes!



Who knows....