Wednesday, 28 September 2011

The Choice!

Ok so "I" am a lecturer, & my job is to teach & inspire student to be all they can be,
pushing their limits! But what if they then graduate? They will have to find a job,
right? 1 way or the other they will have to pay the bills, right? But! What if they
go "out there" & see this!

Name of Company: XXXXX
Role: Graphic Designer (Desktop Publishing)
Remuneration: RM 800.00 - RM 1,300.00 (may increase based on experience)
Requirements: Adobe Illustrator / Adobe Photoshop / Creative (More than one year working experience)
Contact Person: 755 2525
Interested candidates may send their resume / cv and portfolios to the email below: (Please put in the email title as 'resume (graphic designer)
Only shortlisted candidates will be notified.

Then skip & see this!

Name of Company: XXXX
Role: Admin Assistant
Remuneration: RM 1500 - 2000 (based on experience)
~Preferably Chinese female
~Minimum SPM level
~Fresh grads are encouraged to apply
~Has basic knowledge in Microsoft Words & Excel
~Assist in administrative function such as filing, general data entry work
and daily operation work

Contact Person: Email your resume to

So, which will a fresh grad choose? If its a girl, then she should be fine with bein'
an admin, cause eventually if she would work her "ass" off, she would be admin
manager in no time. As for the guy, he would have to look for other options, get
rejected, & eventually go for the "graphic designer" job, & work his way up.

But! DAMN! I thought in "this" moment & time a graphic designer would be paid at
least RM1,800 for starters, but then again, can't say much, its just the way "Malaysia"
employers perceive graphic designer, the title may be glamorous, but the salary sucks!

Tuesday, 27 September 2011

Artist needs to eat too!

This image suddenly popped up on my facebook page, & "I" must say, it sure
has its own dept to it. Its true that people treat artist like some "easy-job"
person, & by artist "I" don't mean those celebrities who eat gold for breakfast &
poop diamonds after dinner. Artist are the creators, the innovators of the creative
industry, they bring life to a piece of paper, color to brick wall & write life changing
poems for lifeless individuals.

Just cause a designer's job may look like even a kindergarten kid can do it
with color pencil, it doesn't mean that you should pay him anything less of a
penny. It takes skill & tons of imagination & brain power to come up with a
logo or brand that will make your company stand out from the rest.

So please! Just cause anyone can draw or think they are creative writers or
even download Adobe Illustrator from a torrent site, they position themselves
as a designer, no "your" not! Its like a norm person doin' his yearly texts, does
that mean they can be an accountant?

Why treat artist any different? Pay us for what we are worth & not cause we
are just the operating tools to enhance your horrible designs! Nuff' Said!

Sunday, 25 September 2011

Who needs a real girl!?

Japan's love dolls, its a substitute for a guy who cant "get into a female's
pants", & its bein' complimented that these dolls are better then woman,
yeap! All from the "horses" mouth.
Another buzz, the love dolls are also
the finest examples of the art world! YEAH! Amazing huh.

So without further of due, the lovely love dolls!

Yeap! Its a true "blond" love doll, not some model turned net-photo-whore.
Believable huh.

Oh! A "wiki" fact, there are even porno movies of this plastic wonders!

PLUS! Naruto Vs Bleach
This is not even an official game! Its a fan-made trailer called Small Small Ninja! &

must say, it's freaking KAWII!!

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

DAMN! Must resist! But, cant!! DAMN you Optimus Prime!!

Prepare for yet another battle! "Dragon Ball Zoukei Tenkaichi Budoukai" tournament!