Saturday, 28 August 2010

Woman killed by onanistic excess

"I" don't know if "I" should laugh or feel pity for her? But this is 1 of those strange
stories from the WWW. This is how the police described the scene, when they broke
into the house:.

"After they broke in they realized Miss Paginton was dead. She had a
computer on her lap and when they moved it and lifted the duvet, they
found she was naked from the waist down and there was a vibrator in
the bed.

The laptop was still displaying pornographic material."
The coroner’s verdict dryly notes that she is thought to have died of heart problems
related to her onanistic antics:

"I am satisfied [she] died of a natural disease process – sudden cardiac arrhythmia.
It is not always possible to determine an exact cause of death but it is likely that her
activity before death contributed towards it."
So, let this be a lesson to all ye masterbate'rs out there, too much "pleasuring" yourself
can kill!...

or always get a "helping" hand when pleasuring yourself :)

PLUS! Naruto Shippuden Ultimate Ninja Storm 2
Sorry Raging Blast 2, but this looks way "freaking" better!

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

Friday, 27 August 2010

Animation of the Future!

The spawn of Movies of the Future, Animation of the Future digs out that inner-child
in your soul for some plain animated-fantasy-fun. We all need to venture out of these
4 walls of "logic" sometimes, right?

Plan to Eradicate the Saiyans
New screen-shots.

They even added a new fight scene, awesome!

Young Justice
The teen diversion of Justice League. Unlike Teen "Japanese" Titans, this show
will have a very serious tone, even including a possible death of a main character.
"I" am personally looking forward to this series, the series will air on Cartoon Network
this fall.

Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote 3D Trailer
This time, the chase will be on the Silver Screen in full 3"freaking"D. Its said that,
it will be a short toons before the main feature. The first short will be seen with "Cats
& Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore," on July 30th; the second with "Legend of the
Guardians: The Owls of Ga'Hoole," on September 24th; & the third with "Yogi Bear,"
on December 17th.

"I" hopes, wishes! That this will be shown in Malaysia!

PLUS! New Marvel Vs. Capcom 3 Gameplay
New game-play relieved!
Amaterasu's finisher is awesome!

BONUS! Top Ten Things That Sound Cool When Said By Snoop Dogg
But doesn't every"freaking"thing sound cool when said by Snoop?

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!