Saturday, 3 April 2010
Vulva! “Vaginal Scent in a Bottle”
How in the blue hell!? How do you put a scent of a woman's private part in a bottle?
Does it event have a "scent" (elegantly the opposite of smell) This extraordinary new
perfume is so to say filled with vaginal juices, who created this? Well, none other then
those crazy Germans!
This company, Vivaeros ain't no stranger to the world of valgure stuff, they are also
responsible for their sex toy manufacturing. This is an elaboration on their new product:.
The erotic, intimate scent of an irresistible woman…
The precious, vaginal odour filled into a small glass phial. The phial is shaken gently, only
a tiny amount of the precious, organic substance is applied onto the back of the hand…
and the irresistible smell that exudes from a sensuous vagina immediately intensifies your
erotic fantasies and starts the film rolling in your head…
VULVA Original is not a perfume. It is a beguiling vaginal scent which is purely a substance
for your own smelling pleasure. Breathe in & enjoy, anytime, anywhere, the odour of a
Just 1 of those crazy promo adverts, they are many other vulgar ones! But, due to the
respect of my fans "female","I" the writer will not! post them. Sorry dudes!
Here is unusual interview from the CEO of the company:.
So what were the main obstacles in developing your very own fanny odour?
The most difficult thing was finding preservatives to add the scent as it only lasts
around half a day without them. We had to find ingredients that made the product
live longer but didn’t change the scent. We tried many ingredients from around the
world and eventually found a combination that works.
Can you tell us what’s in the mix?
No. It’s our secret.
Can you confirm that there’s real vagina in there?
Almost everything on the sex market is based on fantasy. The toys are plastic,
the movies use actors. Vulva is real. We tried several samples from women of all ages.
We didn’t take the scent after someone had run a marathon or anything, but it is a
combination of urine, sweat, & female arousal.
Urine? Lovely. How do you transfer the scent from lady to lab?
That’s also a secret. I can tell you we don’t get it from any masturbating techniques,
or squirting into jars. I sometimes tell people that we got many women to sit on horse
riding saddles for ten hours a day and took samples. But that’s not true.
You use a range of women or just one?
One. She’s the blonde woman on our website. Of course, we wanted to take the scent
from a woman that looks nice, but we tried with a variety of women as it was ultimately
smell based, not about looks. We took a year and a half to get it right.
How do we know that the scent comes from this beautiful woman and not a
septuagenarian hunchback from Swindon?
Well there has to be an element of trust. I think when you smell it you will know it comes
from a young woman.
How does one apply Vulva? Presumably you don’t splash it all over your neck before
a night out.
You use it to enhance a situation, for example, maybe watching TV or a DVD, or with your
partner. You can apply it to the back of the hand and use the aroma to add another dimension.
Will there be more Vulva products?
We see Vulva Original as being like the first dildo. There are many sizes of dildo available
today & we will have many smells available. There is already development going on with
Vulva 18 & Vulva Exotic, as well as a very aroused scent for the bad boys.
DAAMN! Who is gonna use this!? Does a person really need to smell like that? DAAMN!