Monday, 18 January 2010

Flirt with that Graphic Designer!

Ever wondered how to approach that funky haired graphic designer? That
guy you always "zoomed" in on, the kewl nerdy glasses which makes you
wanna "eraser" off his cloths & get "mesh" up with him. That tech-loving
chick which makes your world "rotate" & you just wanna "wrap" your hand
around her perfect shaped "rectangle".

Here are some cheesy pick-up lines boy & girls, enjoy the sweet success
of getting that desired designer.

1. I wish I had an Eyedropper to capture the color of your eyes.

2. Has anybody ever told you that your teeth have perfect kerning?

3. If you were a logo, it would be for a really premium brand.

4. I’m just like a global nav; I love to be on top.

5. Come back to my place and I’ll show you a really naughty way to
fill up some negative space.

6. Would you like to lorem ipsum dolor sit on my lap?

7. If I went to a stock photography site and typed in the keyword: “sexy”,
I bet there’d be a picture of you.

8. I couldn’t help but notice your eye path went right to my smudge stick.

9. If I hit Shift + [ will it increase the hardness of your brush?

10. Just looking at you from across the bar, I could tell you display high
Brightness and Vibrance, and have multiple Layers.

11. You look perfectly put together. Do you display this well in IE?

12. I like my fonts sans-serif, and you sans-pants.

13. If you bring the tool, I’ll bring the color palette.

14. I dig your look and feel.

15. If you like what you see now, wait’ll you look below the fold.

16. Let’s “Skip Intro” and just go find a hotel room right now.

17. When I serve you breakfast in bed tomorrow, would you like your coffee
with cream and sugar, or do you prefer it #000?

18. Do you want to touch my B├ęzier curves?

19. What if I told you the fly on my legs opens quicker than a 500kb JPEG file?

20. Mind if I take you for a usability test? Got more cheese? Share it!

Via:. crestock

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