Thursday, 19 August 2010

Never underestimate english of a chinaman...‏

"I" know "I" dont normally do this but, "I" find this damn "freaking" funny!
An email from my Aunt :)

You might like it. This is hilarious... ..even an Englishman cannot construct
sentences using numeric, which is exclusive only to Malaysians and Singaporeans.

Ah Lek was asked to make a sentence using 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9,10. Not only did
he do it 1 to 10, he did it again from 10 back to 1. This is what he came up with.....

1 day I go 2 climb a 3 outside a house to peep. But the couple saw me, so I panic and 4
down. The man rushed out and wanted to 5 with me. I ran until I fell 6 and threw up. So
I go into 7-eleven and grabbed some 8 to throw at him. Then I took a 9 and try to stab
at him. 10 God he run away.

10 I put the 9 back and pay for the 8 and left 7-eleven. Next day I called my boss and told
him I was 6. He said 5 , tomorrow also no need to come back 4 work. He also asked me to
go climb a 3 and jump down! I don't understand. I am so nice 2 him but I don't know what he 1.