HOUSE OF "I" the WRITER: September 2009

Monday, 28 September 2009

Lazy...

Ever had 1 of those days where your just freakin' blur the whole day? "I" the writer is
having 1 of those days right now. Waking up in a daze, walking to my CUT'ed off net,
opened Mozilla just to fine it empty. Getting kinda cheezed off with Telekom, thinkin'
why must they cut off the net, "I" just want to change my house number! DAMMIT!
"They" the Telekom peeps informed that it would that a freakin' darn week for it to
get restored, DAMN! "I" had prepared for the worst & told myself, 1 week will turn to
2 weeks...hopefully it wont be 3!

Even with a bath, my face was still blur, DAMN! Is it cause "I" the writer couldn't sleep?
Maybe cause of that "I" was tossing & turning till 3am & automatically waking up at 7.30am
even though "I" had to leave my house at 9.30am...Maybe that's the reason why "I" the
freaking writer is as blur as a person on weed.

Driving was breeze as if "I" reached my workplace in 5mins when it really takes me 30mins to
arrive, it felt as if "I" was sleeping with my eyes wide open. My songs didn't wake me up as
it usually did, maybe cause of the 3m thing?

Now "I" the writer is alone in this spot of my office as the Datin is not here. Updating the
company website, "I" the writer is doing it as slow as a turtle, so DAMN blur.

Chatting to my newly appointed fashion stylist on MSN, "I" just sit & type whatever comes
to mind...She is excited about the make-over that she is going to give to me, its like
"I" the writer is her Barbie. Woman & Fashion...do they really mix? Hmmm...

Waiting for the clock to turn 5.30 is such a hassle, "I" just want to go to bed...Hopefully will
have a fresher start tomorrow morning for its a BRAND NEW DAY. Common 5.30!

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Sunday, 27 September 2009

Unlimited Spot's offline next week

Yo! Yo! Yo! The dark cloud of Hades's has began to cover my unlikely web home,
"I" the writer's net will be CUT! Freaking off as of tomorrow & "I" will hopefully be
back online the following week but! Do not fear Ulti-Fans, "I" the freaking writer will
try to update my WWW during office hours.

So keep on holding on to your Unlimited Spot's "daily read" membership as this freakin'
blog will keep on entertaining & tickle your nerdy/geek/fan-boy & girl in you!

PLUS! PlayStation 3 Slim: Final Fantasy 13 version
Worth the wait? Maybe...

BONUS! God Of War 3 "TGS 09 Japanese Trailer"
Did anybody say god!? Mercy!? That word isn't in this god's dictionary.

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

DAMN! Saving is but a dream but! Have to do it!

User Friendly Urinal for Females

In the picture above, somewhere in a near future, this could happen in your
school or office. Talk about unisex huh, or maybe it wont happen...Who knows.
This topic 1 of those weird articles that "I" found on the all so informative World
Wide Wed. Entitled:

Standing tall! Gadgets that allow women to pee like men
There seem to be a variety of devices that now exist! To help women urinate while
standing up as men do, or to assist should they not want to sit on "unhygienic" toilets.
Here are some of the top brands to choose from. "I" the writer wonders if this kinda thing
will reach our "U" country of Malaysia?

GoGirl

Whiz Freedom

Shewee

TravelMate

T-Pee

pStyle

Freshette

Urifemme Female Urination Funnel

So don't be surprise if you see a female beside you do this! Or "I" the freakin' writer
guess that this! Wont even reach the beaches of Malaysia...

PLUS! 33% of Japanese Men Now Urinate Sitting Down
"I" the writer thinks that the world has gone topsy-turby! While woman are
standing to pee, the men in Japan are tired of standing & want to try sitting DAMN!

This was a survey by a top Japanese toilet manufacturer (toilet manufacturing company
taking a survey? DAMN!) found that the number of men who urinate sitting down has
increased by 10 freaking percent! in the last 5 years, to 33.4%. 10% apparently
admitted they did so because their wives! or mothers! told them so plus! other reasons...

Reasons given were as follows:

1. To stop urine splashing around (69.5%)

2. It is more comfortable (45.5%)

3. It is easier to clean up (43.1%)

4. Was told to by family or similar (10.8%)

"I" the writer thinks, that only on Earth we get this kinda entertainment...

quote of the day!
Women. If it weren't for them, there'd be no civilization.
-Kuffs- George Kuffs

Saturday, 26 September 2009

Upcoming PSP Games

This the season to be a gamer, Fa la la la la...Sony's PSP has bombarded it self
with quiet a huge library of games this season. Thinking of throwing your PSP
away? Well if you are, here is what "you" the gamer will be missing out.

Metal Gear Solid: Peace Walker