Tuesday, 14 July 2009

PS3 Slims down!

New & improved PS3 model with a slimmed down case have emerged form the
depths of the Sony factory, despite denials by Sony of course but now! even
a tube video of the supposed new console arises for the ashes of the 1 who
recorded it.

The video purportedly shows a "leaked" system on sale in some unspecified
dubious shop in the Philippines. No proof of it working or of what is actually
inside it, is offered.

Whilst a new model from Sony would hardly be surprising, for a complete system to
emerge even while Sony denies the existence of such a product, let alone furnishes
a release date, is certainly suspect. Then why release it in the 1st place? Is this all
a huge conspiracy by the Philippines government? They must be PS3 or even Final
Fantasy fans. Maybe the Philippiens are playing an "April's Fool" on the world?

Perhaps the real huge mystery is why anyone who saw such a (genuine) device would
not immediately buy it & auction it online to frenzied PS3 fans or sell it to the gaming
press as a huge exclusive, instead settling for a grainy 30 second video of a shiny black
box. Hey! Ripley, if your reading this. Put it on your show!

PLUS: Pikachu Radar
What in the blue hell!? Pikachu apparently watches over the skies with this ita-radar/
SAM system, the source & model of the unit is unknown but it appears to be part of
the Russian SA-10 surface-to-air missile radar system.

Watch out! If your an enemy, Pikachu might ZAP the living S++T! outta ya'.

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!


With lights? getta-outta-here!


RM500 plus worth it? Hmmmm...

quote of the day!
Remember the first rule of politics. The ballots don't make the results, the counters
make the results. The counters. Keep counting.

Gangs of New York- Boss Tweed

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