How Men & Women Rate Partners

Ah, the battle of the sexes, a battle that has been goin' on since the beginning
of time. An equation that cant be answered even by the world's brilliant minds or
the greatest detective. Now! The process by which male & female rate prospective
partners has, by the marvels of science & damn! simple arithmetic, been reduced to
an equation of unparalleled accuracy.



The diagram above yields the insight that a man possessed of a fairly great wealth,
intellect, or affability can easily compensate for a lack of physical attractiveness,
or indeed! a deficiency in any of the other qualities, in the eyes of a woman, but
even the most lovely of female geniuses is unlikely to have much success with
suitors if she is less than attractive.



PLUS! Tiny Toon Adventures Theme Song
How "I" missed the joy of good theme songs for yester-year's toons.
1 of many good-0l enjoyable toons for the WB universe.




quote of the day!
People live, people die...they come down here. I have infinite levels of Hell.
What you've seen is nothing, a mere kindergarten. It's so easy for me now.
People have lost their willpower, their hope. They think the world is going to
come to an end. Wishful thinking. The world will last a long long long long time.
-Beezle- Highway to Hell