Tuesday, 23 February 2010

Chuck Norris is a bad-ass! 2

More! From the original American Bad Ass!

• Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.

• Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.

• Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.

• Chuck Norris can kick start a car.

• Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

• Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.

• Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

• Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.

• As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.

• Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

• Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.

• Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.

• The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit.

• Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.

• Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

• The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.

• Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

• Chuck Norris isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.

• Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato.
He shot a 54.

• On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.

PLUS! Freakazoid!
1 of those good ol' freakin' timeless toon from yester-year. The character was
as crazy as a girl on PMS & the theme is as hip as any Snoop Doggy Dog song.

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

quote of the day!
That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless.

-Randy- Valley Girl

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