• Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.
• Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
• Chuck Norris can lick his own elbows. At the same time.
• Chuck Norris can kick start a car.
• Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
• Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.
• Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.
• Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.
• As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.
• Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.
• Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.
• Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.
• The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit.
• Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.
• Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.
• The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.
• Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
• Chuck Norris isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.
• Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato.
He shot a 54.
• On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.
PLUS! Freakazoid!
1 of those good ol' freakin' timeless toon from yester-year. The character was
as crazy as a girl on PMS & the theme is as hip as any Snoop Doggy Dog song.
FIGURES - coming to a store near you!
quote of the day!
That techno-rock you guys listen to is gutless.
-Randy- Valley Girl
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