Wednesday, 20 August 2008

Tangs experience

As our little unknown hero is waiting for the arrival for his new job, "Jeremy" worked part-time
at this amazing and glamorous shopping mall call "Pavilion". In Pavilion, this little guy worked
at a high class departmental store named "Tangs". A place for the above average and the
high class shop for cloths. Believe me when "I" the writer say the price is over the roof, but
that my friends is another story.


Jeremy haven't worked part time before, well accept for his freelance jobs. He was kinda
excited and thought that it would burn some time instead of rotting his body at home. The
1st day, he was placed in the men department called "Tangs + co" . Jeremy was thought
about the fundamentals of the retail environment and that was to greet the customer and
server them. It was like being a slave to the customer. As it was a fancy place, the customer
is always right so to speak. Arranging and ironing cloths never crossed his mind during the
duration of working there but faith intervene and had him do all the things that he would never imagine doing at home. A short while later, our unknown human was pulled to the "woman
Tangs + co"
just because Jeremy spoke better English then the other part-timer. Jeremy had
to remember all the brands and the way the cloths was positioned. DAMN! he sure washed his
eyes on the ladies but most of them are mature and expired.


His job continued as he served and made some sales just cause of his wits and lame jokes
(yeah right!) Later on he was moved again, to the woman shoe department. The shoe villa
was really bad, and to top that LADIES! We all know how ladies are with shoes right? Fussy
and wants to try out all shoes. The Jeremy had to search for the right shoe at the store and
put it on for them but some of the ladies were hot as the sun, so he didn't mind. Shoe after
shoes after shoe nearly derived him to "Arkham Asylum". Not long after, our little boy was
transferred back to the woman cloths department. A place of "peace and shoeless", a place
of woman looking at the price just to get freaked out even after the discount price. Here is
what "I" the writer mean.










"Replies believe it or not", believe it! After a few days our tiny Jem was transferred yet
again to
"The Men Shoe Department" floor, more relaxed and even flirted with the DJ!

It was a whole lot better, it had cool guys and soft carpeted.
Guys are a whole lot easier
to handle. What they see, they like, they buy. That's it. End of story. Guys are even friendlier.
At the woman's, they look at little Jeremy and think they are Ms. Ultimate Universe. The Men
Shoe Department was a breath of fresh air, but as they say all good things must come to
an end. The next day he was sucked back to the Woman's department. Jeremy worked there
till he was relived from his duty. A few new friends and a good experience made our little guy
proud that he had tried a new flavor in life.


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quote of the day -
When you're a little kid you're a bit of everything; Scientist, Philosopher, Artist.
Sometimes it seems like growing up is giving these things up one at a time.
-The Wonder Years- Kevin as narrator

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