Wednesday, 25 November 2009

Girlfriend Smashes Boyfriend’s Xbox: “I’m Bored & Ignored”

This is just simply inhuman! DAMN! This "loco" chick is stating the fact that she was
"sick of being bored" plus! "ignored" by her game crazy boyfriend. She took the law in
her own hands & this freaking! Smashed his beloved console while he was out! DAMN!

The crazy gal then rejoices at his despair at returning home to find the console in pieces
& his girlfriend gloating over his misfortune. So getting a hot chick who isn't into gaming is
sure off of my list! DAMN! "I" the writer hopes that my next gal will be into gaming...Hope
its my destiny...


Men attracted to 40% of Skin Exposure

Yet another "smart" study from bored researchers. This time, its a study on how much
skin needs to be exposed in order to have the best chance of attracting men has found
women who bared some 40% of their flesh to be the most alluring to men.


From the University of Leeds, "they" the brilliant peeps conducted an observational study
around the city’s clubs areas, with researchers discretely recording the level of skin exposed
in each lady’s outfit (this must be the most interesting research of their lives huh), & asking
how many times each lady was approached by a man. The results were, an uncovered
torso
counted for 50% exposure, each arm 10% & each leg 15%! DAMN!


Woman or young lady's, exposing approximately 40% of their body attracted twice as many
men as those dressed more modestly & there "I" thought that fully dressed gals were
awesome! DAMN!


Those exposing more began to attract less. Tight clothing plus! Provocative dancing also
contributed to the effectiveness of this exposure. Its like they are begging for attention!




Who's the smart person responsible for this? Its none other then Dr Colin Hendrie!
He wrote in his journal, Behavior that excessive immodesty may signal unreliability:
"Any more than 40 per cent & the signal changes from "allure" to one indicating general
availability and future infidelity."


So in normal people terms, "girls wearing short, sleeveless dresses stand out the best in
the typical nightclub meat market"
.
Well of course! Which guy wouldn't fall for that "trick"?
Well, unless your "swinging" on the other side of course...

But!
these results are unlikely to be applicable outside "white people's" nightclubs. "They"
the researchers take no account of the fact that nightclub goers are hardly a representative
sample, or what levels of exposure work in other environments (40% might be rather too kind
for a beach), & doubtless the researchers would be astonished to learn there are cultures
with radically different standards of modesty to that prevalent in U "freaking" K nightclubs.


Tuesday, 24 November 2009

No Birth by Sleep Downloads!

The company behind the "House of Mouse" has stated that, there will be no online
distribution of its upcoming Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep on "copyright grounds".




A recent visitor at a PlayStation promotional event claims to have been told there
would be no PSN download distribution:
"I asked an official and was told there would be no download version.
The reason was said to be because Disney is strict towards net distribution
on copyright grounds."

Well this statement is purposed for the failure of PSP Go! The reason is unclear, but!
Disney would object to legal online distribution of its games on copyright grounds is
not clear. Hope all goes well for "us" normal PSP users as this game is due early next year.



PLUS! PS3 Gets 3D Glasses Support in Free Firmware Update
Sony has 1 UP themselves with stereoscopic 3D glasses in a new
free firmware update.




SCE CEO Kazuo Hirai says that
"The firmware of all currently released PS3s will be upgraded to make them
compatible with [stereoscopic] 3D games. As a result there is no need to buy
any new hardware to play these 3D games."


The functionality & games are set for release in '10, but! There is still no confirmation
on whether only future games will support this kind of stereoscopy, or! If older games
will be upgraded to support it. "I" smell PS4...

As common as any other console accessory, an unrealistically expensive set of official 3D
glasses seems likely, although! Making proprietary 3D glasses would be quite a feature...



Seemingly the PS3 goes from strength to strength, with! The only serious opposition it
is likely to face coming from Microsoft’s supposedly revolutionary X-Box's Project Natal,
although this system seems more targeted at the Wii.


Without any shame, Sony uses the "Sharingan", copying both Natal & the Wii mote with
its "Motion Controller" / "PlayStation Eye" combination, although! Whether this goes the
way of its all but unused Six-Axis motion sensing remains to be seen…



FIGURES - coming to a store near you!






























quote of the day!
The first rule of Zombieland: Cardio. When the zombie outbreak first hit,
the first to go, for obvious reasons... were the fatties.

-Zombieland- Columbus