Drink Asuka & Rei's bodily fluids

This ain't no joke Eva fans! Now you can actually have the opportunity to get your
"otaku" hands on the pair’s shapely torsos whilst sucking down their delicious bodily fluids.



Just look how perfect they are, this product is dubbed "Body Water" & will hit the
shelves this coming May. "I" am sure many Eva fans will buy this will be jumping for
joy as they get to suck down Asuka & Rei’s sweet bodily juices. This is just any
normal mineral water just for your info...


FIGURES - coming to a store near you!























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