HOUSE OF "I" the WRITER

Infographic: The anatomy of an agency

2011-11-26T08:22:00.024+08:00

From the creator, The Big Orange Slide, this is as true as it gets! But some-how
"I" think that its the "small" people that makes the BIG people look good.
HORROR flash back!

PLUS! "My" Sakae cup!
So its been a few months since "I" left Sakae Sushi, but! my legacy is left behind.
My design for the new Sakae cup is out! Finally!

BONUS! Ultraman Saga
In conjunction of its 45th Anniversary, the franchise celebrates a coming
of a new Ultraman! Ultraman Saga! He must team up with Zero, Dyna &
Cosmos to restore peace to Earth, that's being invaded with a mysterious
race of monsters.

Ultraman Saga will make his debut next March 24th, thus! on the download
stage 6 months later!

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

VENOM Infects The Marvel Universe!

2011-11-22T19:30:00.008+08:00

"I" aint dead! "I" is alive! Nuff' Said!
Here's a look at our all so favorite symbiote, Venom, making his presence
known all across the Marvel universe. These Venom Variants will be an intro
to the Secret Avengers, as they draft Venom to the team’s lineup! These
Variants will be stores next January, so isnt this a lovely way to start your
new year with a lil' Venom!

X-MEN #23

WOLVERINE & THE X-MEN #4

SECRET AVENGERS #21

FF #14

DEFENDERS #2

CAPTAIN AMERICA #7

VENOM #12

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

Adobe Photoshop Touch

2011-10-10T09:08:00.012+08:00

Holy mother of Nature! Adobe has its own app!! Just like any normal Photoshop
software, Photoshop Touch provides the tools to edit, enhance or even share
images. Coming to Android tablets first, with an iOS version to follow later. So
you know what this means!? Everyone can edit pictures on the go! DAMMN!

PLUS! The evolution of Prime
& to think, "I" have 21 of those Primes! Gotta collect em' all!

BONUS! Hugs keep us alive
An awesome'ly cute concept tee by the folks @ threadless

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

Nasi Lemak 2.0 on YouTube

2011-10-09T21:01:00.003+08:00

For those of you who missed it on the BIG screen, catch this epic "patriotic" movie by
Namewee on your small PC/laptop/iPad/smart-phone screen.

If your using Firefox, You can download this movie with the Download-Helper add-on,
do it now before it gets cut off from the tube!

Where do you look?

2011-10-09T07:35:00.003+08:00

Ok, so lets say a girl walks by, so which part of her do you actually look at?
Here's a diagram pointing out the differences between men & women, (male
being the blue & female being the red) & where they feast their eyes upon.
Surprisingly, this diagram, conducted by survey is devastating accurate! No
wonder females dress to kill! No matter if its the dead cold of winter, or the
flaming heat of summer, if they show just a lil' skin! Presto! all eyes will be
on em'.

Well, personally, if "I" look at a girl, it would be the face! Cause "I" the writer is a
sucker for "kawaii" faces! Boobs, butt, or even those long lushes legs, comes 3rd! &
am not much of a "hot-girl" person, cute'ness means the world to me!

"You" the reader might be wondering, what is that small girl saying, well to "subtitle"
it, she says “Look at the boots, the boots!" but we all know that's what you wont be
lookin' at huh, both guys & girls!

Flesh-Man

2011-10-05T20:13:00.021+08:00

Created from the twisted mind of Kimhoyong / retrovenus, he introduced
the world to Flesh-Man.

PLUS! Dragon ball Z Ultimate Tenkaichi Opening
Hell yeah! Back to the basics, 2"freaking"D!

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

Point One: Scarlet Spider?

2011-10-01T11:32:00.018+08:00

Ok, so here's the story so far, Jackal infected the lucky citizens of New York
spider-like abilities. Feelin' like they got an early Christmas gift, now everyone
starts dressing up as Spider-Man! But not all of em' realize that, with great power
comes great responsibility! So its up to the original Spidey to keep the peace.

But! The real news, the 4th Point One teaser, the return of the web-head's
former clone buddy, Scarlet Spider, with his signature hoodie & all? It really looks
like it. Is this a tease of Ben Reilly return? Or has the mantle been passed to a
new recruit? Maybe amongst the citizens?

1 thing's for sure, from the mouth of Marvel senior vice president of publishing,
Tom Brevoort, "Point One serves as... the return of fan-demanded characters."

Nostalgic TV- Flashman
Before "I" knew Power Rangers or the Sentai, "I" knew Flashman on TV2!

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

The Choice!

2011-09-28T15:04:00.003+08:00

Ok so "I" am a lecturer, & my job is to teach & inspire student to be all they can be,
pushing their limits! But what if they then graduate? They will have to find a job,
right? 1 way or the other they will have to pay the bills, right? But! What if they
go "out there" & see this!

Name of Company: XXXXX
Role: Graphic Designer (Desktop Publishing)
Remuneration: RM 800.00 - RM 1,300.00 (may increase based on experience)
Requirements: Adobe Illustrator / Adobe Photoshop / Creative (More than one year working experience)
Contact Person: 755 2525
Interested candidates may send their resume / cv and portfolios to the email below:
Xxxx@yahoo.com (Please put in the email title as 'resume (graphic designer)
Only shortlisted candidates will be notified.

Then skip & see this!

Name of Company: XXXX
Role: Admin Assistant
Remuneration: RM 1500 - 2000 (based on experience)
Requirements:
~Preferably Chinese female
~Minimum SPM level
~Fresh grads are encouraged to apply
~Has basic knowledge in Microsoft Words & Excel
~Assist in administrative function such as filing, general data entry work
and daily operation work
Contact Person: Email your resume to XXXXX@hotmail.com

So, which will a fresh grad choose? If its a girl, then she should be fine with bein'
an admin, cause eventually if she would work her "ass" off, she would be admin
manager in no time. As for the guy, he would have to look for other options, get
rejected, & eventually go for the "graphic designer" job, & work his way up.

But! DAMN! I thought in "this" moment & time a graphic designer would be paid at
least RM1,800 for starters, but then again, can't say much, its just the way "Malaysia"
employers perceive graphic designer, the title may be glamorous, but the salary sucks!

Artist needs to eat too!

2011-09-27T18:22:00.004+08:00

This image suddenly popped up on my facebook page, & "I" must say, it sure
has its own dept to it. Its true that people treat artist like some "easy-job"
person, & by artist "I" don't mean those celebrities who eat gold for breakfast &
poop diamonds after dinner. Artist are the creators, the innovators of the creative
industry, they bring life to a piece of paper, color to brick wall & write life changing
poems for lifeless individuals.

Just cause a designer's job may look like even a kindergarten kid can do it
with color pencil, it doesn't mean that you should pay him anything less of a
penny. It takes skill & tons of imagination & brain power to come up with a
logo or brand that will make your company stand out from the rest.

So please! Just cause anyone can draw or think they are creative writers or
even download Adobe Illustrator from a torrent site, they position themselves
as a designer, no "your" not! Its like a norm person doin' his yearly texts, does
that mean they can be an accountant?

Why treat artist any different? Pay us for what we are worth & not cause we
are just the operating tools to enhance your horrible designs! Nuff' Said!

Who needs a real girl!?

2011-09-25T18:41:00.015+08:00

Japan's love dolls, its a substitute for a guy who cant "get into a female's
pants", & its bein' complimented that these dolls are better then woman,
yeap! All from the "horses" mouth. Another buzz, the love dolls are also
the finest examples of the art world! YEAH! Amazing huh.

So without further of due, the lovely love dolls!

Yeap! Its a true "blond" love doll, not some model turned net-photo-whore.
Believable huh.

Oh! A "wiki" fact, there are even porno movies of this plastic wonders!
DAMN!

PLUS! Naruto Vs Bleach
This is not even an official game! Its a fan-made trailer called Small Small Ninja! &
"I" must say, it's freaking KAWII!!

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

DAMN! Must resist! But, cant!! DAMN you Optimus Prime!!

Prepare for yet another battle! "Dragon Ball Zoukei Tenkaichi Budoukai" tournament!
YEAH!

My 1st lecture!

2011-09-24T11:45:00.003+08:00

Yesterday was a "hallmark" in my life! The 1st "freaking" time! "I" the writer
had given a lecture in front of a class! & there were 60 plus of em', a bunch
of young'lings! Just waiting for me to swallow my knowledge! DAMMN!

So, bein' a height of a hobbit, "I" walking down the all so mighty stairs of horror,
their eyes slowly gaze upon my "size", they must be wondering, "Is this dude trying
to impress the lecturer with his formal'ness?". Got up on stage, open up my laptop,
looked around, got hold of the mic & utter my 1st words, "is that all in the class?",
a smart-alec answered, "no sir!, some still on the way!", this being the 1st ever class,
"I" waited!

12.55pm, didn't want to waste time, "I" started! Introduced my name, the subject
& uttered a joke or 2 to keep things from getting too serious. To my surprise, & not
so surprise, there were a few girls that really made their presence known! "I" always
thought that it was the boys that will play it "gangster style", but in this "topsy-tirby"
world & my rotten luck! The girls were the one's that participated in some of my
questions. At times it was quiet, but overall, "I" had some good response! YAHOO!!

Or maybe, they were just bein' playful as they are! But "I" rather am grateful that
there were not like "zombie" during my lecture, when "I" was introducing myself &
my work-life, they seriously listened, but there were still some jokers that was doin'
their own stuff.

This bein' just an intro, "I" hoped "I" made the lecture quiet enjoyable, & "they" my
students said that it was a good lecture. After the class they had the nerve to even
tease me with a kiss gesture, "muah muah!", they said it was from Nasi Lemak the
movie & "I" should go watch it, yeah "I" am still gonna watch it! But dont know
when!! DAMN!

Next week! My 1st tutorial class! The nervousness!

The Evolution of Game Controllers

2011-09-22T19:57:00.024+08:00

HERE! This video game controller evolutionary tree features 119 controllers
classified into 7 "freaking" categories! DAMN!

PLUS! Final Fantasy XIII-2 TGS '11
Will this be strike 2 for the XIII genre? Or will it be the BOMB! With Lightning
gone missing, its up to her lil' sis, Serah to find out what happened to her, &
he unlikely companion Noel, a young boy who uses multiple weapons.

XIII-2 will ship for the PlayStation 3 & the "freaking" Xbox 360 console on
December 15 in Japan, January 31 in the US & A & February 3 in Europe.

Surprise! Just like the original XIII, there will be a limited-edition PlayStation 3
Final Fantasy XIII-2 Lightning Edition Ver.2 bundle, in BLACK! Which is the
new SEXY!

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

Yes Man! with Darth Vader

2011-09-20T18:59:00.002+08:00

Vader a.k.a Carl, discovers the power of the word "YES!" A heartwarming story
about a Sith Lord & how "yes" changed his life for the best.

Switch Captain America On!

2011-09-19T13:56:00.009+08:00

Designed by etsy, its up to you, whether you wanna turn the Cap' on or off!
The fate of makin' him "happy" lays in a flick of his "switch".

PLUS! D23 Expo 2011 - Inside the Walt Disney Studios
A sneak peak @ what's Disney has to offer in the movie department.

Chicks @ the Tokyo Game Show '11

2011-09-18T19:32:00.002+08:00

The booth chicks from this year's TGS is not only goin' all out on their cosplay
suits, but also sexy & "freakin'" cute! The drool doesn't seem to stop!

"I" dont know if its a guy or a chick but non-the-less, its a cool costume!

PLUS! Dragon Ball Z Ultimate Tenkaichi:. Ultimate Story Mode
Its been' fully re-animated! 30 "freaking" minutes! Of anime sequences
in story mode! HELL YEAH!

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

By gunblade99 at 2011-09-16

Now this is what "I" call the perfect girl! Too bad she's made of plastic...sigh...

9 Ways Guys Pee

2011-09-14T20:40:00.005+08:00

A "freakin'" hilarious print illustrated by Jamie Smart. A guy's "rod" is truly
unpredictable! It's like havin' a mind of it's own!

PLUS! Street Fighter x Tekken Pandora System!
Introducing a new feature, & 4 new characters, Rolento, Zangief, Lili, & Heihachi.
The cross-over will be released on 2012, plus! "I" am getting a "feeling" that the
girls of Dead of Alive will be crossing-over with Street Fighter in the near future.

Mario in a Box

2011-09-13T19:33:00.006+08:00

This is pure genius! Using a few stuff from home, just to create a "live" mario game!
DAMMN! He's a genius!

Video Game in a Box from Teague Labs on Vimeo.

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

My International Toy Fair Affair

2011-09-12T08:38:00.011+08:00

Hey, hey, hey, guess where "I" was on Saturday! At the Malaysia International Toy Fair!
Bein' a toy "slash" figure lover & a toy-oholic, "I" had a "special" invite by a friend to
"look after" his booth, while he went for another event, & what was my pay for washing
away the hours there? Free space for my figure garage sale! What an uncanny deal,
right!?

Yes! Skang! The designer figure modeled by my ex-co-worker! His booth may be
simple but it sure had a lot mix homo"freaking"sapienssapiens coming to it, boys &
girls of all ages! Why? Cause it was mainly a garage sale! We had a wide range of
stuff, from Superman, Gokou & designer toys, it was a showcase of our passion &
inspiration.

He being a designer toy maniac, he included his all so precious Micheal Lau figure!
A rare item indeed, which drew the attention of the people who knew who he was.

They say black is the new sexy & here to prove it, Skang! Uncolored!

The man behind Skang, none other then Black Flyday himself, Kenji Chai.
Not mixed with our beloved figures, his merchandise was displayed on a
separate location, thus! Only promoting himself & the "stuff" he did.

With every International Toy Fair, there must also have pretty hot chicks! To pull
us nerdy guys into their "land", the merchandising people are made outta pure evil,
"I" tell ya! They even had the Finale of Liselle Fashion Music, the girls were "uh-la-la"
& as usual the photographers went wild, its a good thing that they were trained to
smile! & some had on contact-lenses to protect their eyes, from goin' blind! Me, "I"
left my post as soon as "I" heard the "flock" of people cheering their lungs out, just
to get a glimpse of what's goin' on & got a few "lucky" shots of the girls! YAHOO!!!

Back at headquarters, some strangers took their creative'ness to the next level!
With just an empty Skang, just like a coloring book, some shined like a star in the sky!
They showed effort, standing there for nearly 30 minuets straight! Just for the right
design that must have lingered in their mind.

Not only commercial figures, were featured, some were local "toy makers", & "I"
must say, their designs were "freaking" awesome! Mongar Toys, Tabun Studio &
Urban-Cr3atures paper were among em', so support your local designers people!
They can do much more then figures, but also t-shirts, silk-screen all by themselves.

As "I" made my rounds, on the other side of the "booth-world", "I" even saw a
person who was bein' drawn as an animated character, but not just any normal
characterture, but a characterture on a t-shirt! DAMMN!

As for the commercial figures, toy-oholics displayed their most prized possessions,
some customized to perfection & some just to show off, what they can do for your
figure on a rainy day.

Transformers went wild! From Generation 1 to Bay's Dark of the Moon, my eyes
when "gaga" over the amount of Transformers that was displayed! The people
from TransMy were an awesome bunch! Bringin' out their "rare" stuff outta hiding
just for the public, & so the public, well some of em', went "cam-whoring" spree
with these robots "not so in disguise".

Back to the girls! Cosplay'ed & show off what they can do with the costumes
they put on!

As "I" came back from "washing my eyes", Kenji was back! & went on to putting
on a live show on what he can do with his marker-pen! It drew quiet a crowd, though
no one else was doin' it at that moment, his live demo, brought on & will make future
artist believe that, they too can be their own toy-designer!

Another famous fellow all the way from Thailand, MAMAFAKA!

When all was done, "I" made my move! Only with 1 goodie bag, & thought,
"aren't they bein' a lil' too stingy on giving goodie bags away, this time around?"
& this goodie bag isnt for me, it's for a "live" violet bunny!

PLUS! SH FiguArts Super Saiyan-Jin 3 Son Gokou
Get out there & try your luck with a lottery number! SH FiguArts is gonna
release yet another Dragon Ball figure, & this is shortly after the announcement
of Super Saiyan-Jin Vegeta, DAMMN!

Just like Vegeta, this will be a Tamashii Web Exclusive! This beauty stands at
14cm tall & comes with interchangeable hands & an effect part.

Creative MacBook Stickers

2011-09-07T10:48:00.012+08:00

As much as "I" hate Apple! "I" must say, they get all the cool stuff! & why?
cause Apple is cool!? DAMN! Common! Give some of these designs to the normal
using PC folks!

PLUS! Captain Planet's Warning!
Don Cheadle spices up the character with his own unique "ghetto'ness".

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

The Evolution of Nintendo's Console

2011-09-06T08:44:00.001+08:00

Here's a look at Nintendo "power houses" by oh dear molly

PLUS! Street Fighter × Tekken
A cross-over just begging to be made! Street Fighter has just entered the
world of "Iron Fist". This new trailer features new gameplay scenes & additional
playable characters, cross combat, switch cancel, launcher, cross rush, cross arts,
& cross assault, are just some of the new battle system introduced to this game,
nuff' said!

Ultimate Tenkaichi - Character Creation

2011-09-04T20:53:00.016+08:00

Its like a dream come "freaking" true! "I" finally get to make my own Saiyan-jin
character! Yahoooooooo!! In the up coming Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Tenkaichi,
the game makers go the extra mile & shows off the game's character creation
mode. Customize features, clothing & character attacks! DAMN! Also, you get
to fly through the Dragon World to increase your level! "I" am as hype as a baby
on a Happy Meal toy!

Dragon Ball Z: Ultimate Tenkaichi premiers on the Xbox 360 & PS3 in October '11, &
That's like next month!

PLUS! Kamen Rider Fourze 1st Henshin!
Just a few hours ago, Fourze premiered in Japan! & here's his 1st monster
encounter. "I" just got another reason to watch this! The chick in blue is
"freaking" kawaii!! DAMN!

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!

TMNT series

2011-08-31T09:44:00.007+08:00

Holy mother of nature! The turtles are back! DAMMN! Dave Rapoza gives us a
sneak-peek at his concept design of you can expect in the freaking new TMNT
series, "I" can tell ya' to the looks of it, this ain't the turtles your father knew!

PLUS! Nostalgic TV - Cybercop
Ok, who deosn't remember this!?

Evangelion 3.0: Q Quickening

2011-08-30T09:08:00.032+08:00

The wait is over! Studio Khara has finally confirmed the release date to
Gainax's Neon Genesis Evangelion anime series, Evangelion 3.0 will premier
next Fall 2012. As excited as "I" am about Asuka lookin' like a "freaking"
pirate, she sure is lookin' good handling Eva02, DAMMN!

Oh! "I" the writer know "you" the reader must be puzzled on why the title "Q"?
Well, bub' here's a quickening explanation:.

"The "Q" or "Kyū" in the third film's title is a wordplay in Japanese; the 1st 3 films'
subtitles are the names for the three classical movements (Jo-Ha-Kyū or Introduction-
Exposition-Climax) of traditional Japanese music such as gagaku & Noh".

FIGURES - coming to a store near you!